Social Whore...... the need to be SEEN .....

Being a social whore is exhausting look at this shit now I'm so tired after partying and making appearances in
all these social hangout spots. It was only a long weekend but nooo i just had to go all out.

Friday was fun all normal and ish went to work and all, went through the emotional battering i get from my Boss who seems like she gets off from making me feel shitty ( GodBless the coloured foke ) anyway after work met up with Ondela ( odz ) and Neo (Newza) at a place which i frequently visit in Long street called Neighbourhood. Auw i enjoy being in this place the vibe and the people that gather in this watering hole (just spot on) but the plan was to have a drink or two then head home but noooo as usual when you don't plan ishh it actually works out the Best. So i had my first drink of the night which was pineapple juice nc nc nc but after many stares and groans from my fellow booze bingers i had to conform and change my beverage of choice for the night. So it was Heineken Drafts for the night .... ow i ended up meeting some of my tweeter followers yeses those people have the best personalities ... and i've met my fair share of depth less tweeter people. We had mad fun the trending Topic of the night was  " Iplate yase Rankini enyanga enegravy " ha ha ha i'd never eat that shit ..... Samp and Beetroot in the same plate should be a dish served in Hell. After all this we went to Long street cafe not my kinder vibe but i had to come along because Newza says Neighbourhood plays music you cant even hear... so we had to hit it Kasi style .... Ok we were drunk and it was ok at Longstreet Cafe...... took a Cab Home and that was my friday.

Saturday just went into full swing as i woke up all tired and ish but knew that i had a Soccer game to play. So i went to the soccer field at 2PM only to be told that the game will only start at 5.30PM and i was like what the Fuckery. The game did eventually start and we did win ... but i did get two cuts on my lips ... ( ended with Nigger Lips ) after all this soccer bullshit i went home took a wash and my friend luande came through. We were to hit town again but i had to make another appearance at another watering hole called CASH , this place is where the working class that act like they dont work hang. People put up the strangest Facades in this place you'd swear its Taboo to be employed but it wasnt that bad as i drank the most Popular Beer among Black Capetonians currently what Odz calls ( Donkey Urine ) Castle Lite. When i started drinking this Beer a Few months ago it was all in the Name of drinking and not getting drunk well somebody lied because castle Light gets you sloshed. So appearance made drunk as usual i had to board my friends land craft and head home all drunk .... so Saturday gone.

Then Sunday came .... flip woke up with the worst hang over ever ( the i will never drink again kinder ) but i was very happy in a way because i was going to watch Manchester United and i wasnt playing on the day. So i get an Sms from Multichoice telling me that they have suspended my Dstv account due to no payment. Jumped out of bed in that shitty weather the rain belting down like the gods in heaven were crying. Got to Shoprite paid the account only to be told that they will only reconnect my Dstv after 24 Hours FUUUUUCCCKKK i scream in my Mind. So i end up calling my former coach who is my friend Vido asking him is his Team playing and then he says yes .. i leave to go watch his team play because i could not stay at home , i had no television for the day. I get to the field rain pouring now i was thinking the Gods were taking a long piss over Cape Town after a night out boozing ( thats how bad and heavy the rain down pour was ) anyway to my horror Vido tells me they dont have enough players and i should play for Fucks sake is the guy insane. But i budged i ended up playing in that rainy weather and i did get a swollen ankle for my trouble after all this and being beaten 5 goals to 1 i went home soaking wet from Temple to Toe. Took a wash and waited for luande as we were to go to my friend SK's sister 21st , Luande came and we started at his place ... started watching soccer there and i had a Beer . So now i had to make an appearance at the 21st but i didnt stay long because luande has turned into a woman ever since he stopped drinking ( what a Wanker ) i had a bottle of johnnie walker black all by myself in his car while we were chilling parked outside the party. I got bored from making small talk with a sober person as i was getting sloshed. So i had to head home because i was drunk and bored.

Aaaargh Monday came and as usual i had a mother of all hangovers and i had to play a soccer match. So i laboured out of bed thinking that i have got to find a cure fast for my hangover , luckily i got a call from my mother that she bought some Grub ..... ( Heaven Sent ) i go to her house to get my cure going .... "jesus stepson of joseph" it was good. So hangover sorted i popped two painkillers into my mouth and i felt normal again. Then i went to the field again , we played again , we lost again and i got injured again after all this soccer playing shit i went home and had a wash. As i was washing i got a call from my friend Ashley asking me for his Pongraszc apparently i had promised to buy it for him while i was drunk .... lesson kids is " never make promises while you are drunk or happy " so i told him to Fuckk-off as i was drunk at the time. Then 20 minutes later i hear his hooter , so me and him had to make an appearance in a place called NY6 Eskhaleni well this is just a place where young kids and the so called youth that think they are relevant in the location hang even though they ain't got shit. So we started drinking Donkey urine again ( Castle Lite ) and i had a bottle of Vodka so again i was on my way to getting sloshed but luckily Ashley drinks ( Fun times ) ... so we chilled outside his car acting like Bosses but then again we had to leave as it was getting dark and a bit chilly so we hit Cash again. We arrived at cash to a heroes welcome shaking hands and shit from the door until we got to our other friends you would swear we were at a graduation ceremony and we were about to be given our degrees in partying and looking cool. same faces at cash sitting in the same places its like we were given a sitting plan of some sort because you always find the same people sitting in the same places week in week out. So as usual i get the stares and glares which i still dont get be it female or male my only sin was me wearing a straight cap with an American flag , so they started calling me a " A Dude " meaning i aint Hood enough for them ... like i give a rats ass, these virus infected individuals are busy acting rich while they getting poor all in the name of being Hood or being respected by people who dont give a damn when or where they will get their next meal. So i got on with the drinking until we left because i had work the next day and most of my drinking colleagues are not employed by a boss and they are self employed in Robin Hoods trade the only difference is that they never give to the poor. got home slept the long weekend away until i woke up for work.

being a social whore is some hard work .... check me now i feel bruised and battered as i had to keep up on all fronts of my social life. LONG LIVE TO ALL SOCIAL WHORES ........

Not smart at all ... spare of the moment writing....

havent written in a longtime, so much has happened in my life in the past year or so. the misery i have experianced at my place of employment arrrgh for fucks sake i hate it there but it pays the Bills. Let me think do i hate my job or do i hate my boss .... i hate my boss i wish her nothing but luck though as she is Cape coloured and she is over Forty. So in South Africa she is fucked as the goverment that took over from the whites in 1994 did not have a contingency plan for the coloured fokes of thisa country .... i might say Dream With No Hope but for the coloured community they live with no hope.

ow forget about the pain and enjoy the blessings of living , living in Cape Town is a blessing at times you meet and see the most amasing people at times ..... look Cape Town might not be a huge Economic Hub for most young people trying to make it but Cape Town is a place where you find the most Talented individuals in South Africa.

so this whole blog post was all in the name of just saying something at this exact time.......